The Big Bang!

And no, this is not a recount of my sexual conquests, but rather an Arts student's view on everything since THE BIG BANG! Well kinda... actually not really;)

Real or Not/Happened or Didn't?
The Big Bang? Yes.
Dinosaurs? Yes.
God? Probably not.
Ancient Aliens? Yes. Okay, so I'm a bit of a freak, but look it up its a real thing!
Chicken or the egg? Um, Chicken? No egg!
Man on the moon? Yeah... but I think its kinda strange that we had the technology to shoot some dude into outer space, and yet it all went down on black and white TV sets. Weird right? I think so!
Aliens? I already answered that one.
Coffee or tea? What has this got to do with The Big Bang? Nothing, but I love them equally and prefer to have mine injected directly into my veins.
Ghosts? Absolutely not, but if I've just watched a scary movie, then absolutely!

 In all seriousness I find the topic absolutely fascinating, I constantly find myself watching documentaries and reading about it online. A good night in involves me listening to some dull as dishwater physics nerd talking about Einstein's theory of special relativity or quantum mechanics, but really I have very little need(actually none at all) for any such information in my Arts degree. Oh well.

What are your thoughts on The Big Bang, and what proceeded it. Haha! I know small topic right? And what are your opinions on my 'What happened or didn't Happen' section?(I know great title, right?;)

Also, I just slammed my leg into my desk as I went to get a cup of coffee. Don't you hate that?

Jennifer Aniston's Sex Tape... No Not Really But Wouldn't That Be Great?!!

This Youtube video mad me spit up the water I was drinking... and then it made me want more water;)

Check it out!!

Where's My Motivation Gone?

My third year at UNI and I'm totally out of motivation. Where has it gone? I really can't be f**ked studying and am having trouble motivating myself to do so! Recently it takes approximately 10,000 Red Bulls to will myself to get some work done. Why oh why can't I just be a good student? And why am I writing this post instead of studying? All good questions to be sending out into the Blogosphere, or whatever its called these days, yet none of them really help me... unless of course anyone has any real suggestions, that is.

The Vampire Test?

 

Bored? Think you might be a vampire? Take my test and find out. Wondering what makes me an expert on vampires? Well I just marathoned the entire Vampire Diaries series in two days... but wait, I should be embarrassed by that? Don't worry I am;) anyhow...

1. Does tanning scare the hell out of you?
2. Are you attractive and brooding?
3. Are you in love with a human girl who runs around getting herself into way too much trouble?
4. Do you need more than a Big Mac to quench your thirst for blood?
5. Have you ever  found yourself giving someone a hicky that was just a little too intense?
6. Would a stake through your heart be the thing to just ruin your day?
7. Is your favorite movie Twilight?
8. Has it been a while since you last saw your reflection?
9. When someone asks you how old you are do you need to think for a while?
10. Are you willing to throw away your life(death) for someone who will be dead in a few years anyway?

Although I am the leading expert in the 'Am I A Vampire field' I am curious if any of you know any other ways of detecting whether you're a vampire or not? Leave them in the comment section.

That's enough for now.

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Earth Hour 2011

Miranda Kerr, official spokesperson for Earth Hour 2011

Earth Hour has rolled around again, and it's time for everyone to flip the switch to reduce power consumption for 1 hour.
I'm pretty bad when it comes to being green, and I'm the last person to sit on his high horse, which really isn't that high... more of a  slightly over sized Shetland pony if anything! But really, what's 1 hour in your day? Not much, nothing really, just one episode of your favorite TV series!
In my opinion, its a really great occasion to get together with family or friends, have fun and do your part for the environment, while trying not to start any fires in the process;).

So, 8:30, 1 hour, see you there !

Oh, try out the banner on the left side of the page, or embed it in your blog , its pretty neat and has lots of useful information!
Then check out the official video for Earth Hour 2011, just below, and then click the link on the bottom of this post.

Official Earth Hour 60+ website:
http://www.beyondthehour.org/

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Ciao!

Mr Banana Gets His Revenge!

It must seem like I've got a lots of time on my hands... well actually I do;P

What do you think?

My Battle With Robots From The Future!

No this is not my mum... but not far off;)

Okay, so I'm not actually talking about robots, or am I? No, I don't think so...to be honest I'm not sure if vending machines are robots or not... I'm inclined to say yes. Actually everything I ever learned about robots comes from the Terminator movies, which is why I'm always so cautious not to make friends with anyone named Sarah or John Connor, and why I am always vigilant when it comes to turning off my laptop before I go to bed, just in case it ever gets the idea to overthrow it's harsh and cruel master( just kidding, I love you Mr/Miss laptop(even if your sex is still to be determined)). Getting back on track, robots, I mean vending machines! I'm pretty sure they're gonna take over the world. To begin with they've lured us all in by playing on that most basic human necessity, food and Liquids, and do you ever see vending machines eat? No, just like robots. not to mention the mother child nourishing factor has seamlessly taken over the mother's role in all of our lives... I mean I can barely tell the difference between a vending machine and my mum, well, actually I can... my mum weighs more( kidding, don't hate me mum, Oh wait, you don't follow my blog;)) Jokes aside, they feed us High fat, salt and sugary food and beverages to make us fat and easy to chase down... I mean remember how slow the terminator was? I don't, but I think he was slow;). Not to mention that they are everywhere! I can't count  how many  times I've been waiting for a train or a bus, look around and realize there are more of them than people, scary right? Apparently there are just 37,000,000 vending machines in the world alone!!! Just insane!

Also they keep stealing my money! why do they need so much if not to fund their diabolical quest for world domination? Don't they know I need it more?!
What are your thoughts? leave them in my comments!